February 2012
7 posts
Let's make some of these! I don't care if it isn't... →
January 2012
3 posts
When you just can’t stop cutting your hair.
ERRDAY, slicin’ and dicin’.
Getting sick with everything
I’m not sick of anything,
but everything makes me sick
Sickly green and nauseous,
willing but unable to vomit
December 2011
1 post
I just want to go to IKEA and drown my sorrows in magnetic knife racks and cut-your-own fabric. IS THAT REALLY TOO MUCH TO ASK????????????????????
November 2011
7 posts
New landlord talks like The Dude from The Big Lebowski.
Got fixin’s for cranberry salad and ancho chili pumpkin pie.
Shaping up to be a great weekend and it’s only 11 a.m.
KEEP IT UP, WORLD.
Back
for a number of reasons.
MAINLY, SO I CAN COMPLAIN ABOUT WHATEVER ASSHOLE BOUGHT THE LAST 6 (yes, SIX) LOAVES OF DAY-OLD-BREAD FROM JIMMY JOHNS WHEN MY BOO AND I SPENT APPROXIMATELY 20 MINUTES SCROUNGING UP 54 CENTS. Thanks a bundle, dick.
September 2011
4 posts
3 tags
3 tags
Feeling a little bit like shit.
August 2011
12 posts
When you save all of your new shoes for school then wear the shoes you’ve worn for years that are hanging in tatters off of your feet the first two days. IRRESISTIBLE.
The Grumpiest
2 tags
HELL YES, I GOT THESE AT A THRIFT STORE FOR THREE... →
4 tags
July 2011
10 posts
Ma’am,
Even if I had told you that instead of giving me 0.62 cents you gave me 0.37 cents, you still would have belittled me, said “well now I feel like a total idiot, thanks”, and stormed out. Next time mumble where I can hear you, cuntbag.
Making faces at myself in the back of my spoon. It’s going to be a long day.
The world “rucksack” brings tons and tons of joy into my heart.
Feeling sick-ish.
WANT A PIERCING OR A TATTOO WANT WANT WANT EVEN A KOOKY HAIRCUT WOULD SUFFICE
June 2011
43 posts
theheartcooksbrain:
Modest Mouse - Jesus Christ...
Made some orange juice from concentrate.
Too bad we don’t have any vodka.